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<title>TheDeLay</title>
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<description>Don\&#039;t DeLay</description>
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<title>Another DeLay</title>
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<description><![CDATA[
Announcing the arrival of another DeLay!!!&#160; Amy gave birth to a 8 lb 14 oz 22 inch baby boy at  9:24 pm Thursday October 2nd.&#160; Mom and baby are doing well.
Phil and  Amy
Keep checking Caleb Benjamin's album in the Gallery]]></description>
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<dc:subject>FamilyStuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-10-12T17:12:16-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<title>Baby Micah Updates</title>
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<description><![CDATA[
I am starting a new article for Baby Micah updates.&#160; The other article is getting a little long and is taking a while to load.&#160; 

Many thanks to Mommy Santiamagro for the frequent updates and pictures.&#160; 

Micah's site is still at www.carepages.com.&#160; 

Thanks for all your thoughts and prayers.&#160; Click on &#34;Read More&#34; for updates.
Updated Oct. 10that 9:00 AM]]></description>
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<dc:subject>FamilyStuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-09-28T21:09:40-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<title>How To Write Congress</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=46</link>
<description><![CDATA[Writing Congress about issues that you care about can be surprisingly effective.&#160; I was absolutely astonished the first few times I wrote my Congressman when I got a very personalized response addressing the issues I had written about and answering specific questions that I had.

You're ability to influence decisions in our government is a cornerstone of the American way.&#160; All elected officials know that if you take the time to carefully write a letter and snail-mail it to their offi]]></description>
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<dc:subject>News</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-09-28T20:52:29-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<title>Please Remember Our Veterans</title>
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<description><![CDATA[

With all the heated politics in the news and the approaching election, it's easy to let our troops slip to the back of our minds.

Please take a few moments and send them a note thanking them for their sacrifice and dedication.&#160; Regardless of your political affiliation and/or your feelings about the war, the men and women of our armed forces risk their lives day after day for us.&#160; The Vietnam war was a tragedy on many levels.&#160; How the general public treated our veterans was ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>News</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-09-28T19:47:46-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<title>Micah's Web Updates from Matt & Laura</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=44</link>
<description><![CDATA[
We are very excited to let you know about the newest member of our family!&#160; Click on &#34;Read More&#34; below to read a note from the proud parents.

An updated note was added September 27th 2:20 PM EST, 2008]]></description>
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<dc:subject>phpnuke</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-08-23T17:44:57-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Revo Uninstaller - Clean Up Your Computer</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=43</link>
<description><![CDATA[If you have unused programs on your computer that need to be removed, you should give Revo a try.

Revo is a free program uninstaller that has many features that it's expensive commercial couterparts tout proudly.&#160; Revo also has some nice features that the standard windows uninstall does not.&#160; Revo can Search for and clean up pieces missed by standard un-install programs.&#160;&#160; Got an icon in your taskbar or an app that runs that doesn't show up in Add/Remove programs?&#160; Re]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Computers</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-08-13T21:59:32-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Sears.com puts spyware on your computer </title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=42</link>
<description><![CDATA[I am not exactly a fan of Craftsman products, but I must admit to owning several pieces of their equipment.&#160; I have also occasionally purchased something from both a local Sears store or online.&#160; I've found purchasing things online to be rather convenient at times, especially if I'm not in a hurry.&#160; Sears offers a service where you can order items online for in-store pickup, a particularly handy feature.

Unfortunately, I was ALARMED to find Sears pushing software to my computer]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Security</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-22T13:29:46-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>John and Marti - Sketch</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=41</link>
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<dc:subject>FamilyStuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-22T13:11:32-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Keyboards May Be Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=40</link>
<description><![CDATA[UK Consumer group Which? conducted the test that showed keyboards may actually be dirtier than a toilet seat:
Out of 33 keyboards swabbed, four were regarded as a potential health hazard and one harboured five times more germs than one of the office&#8217;s toilet seats.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Computers</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-05-04T19:43:10-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Legendary Nascar Coach</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=38</link>
<description><![CDATA[NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast']]></description>
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<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-02-06T18:21:29-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Bad Domain Names</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=37</link>
<description><![CDATA[The writers of these domains names did not spend enough time thinking about how they could be mis-read:



    Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is 
    www.whorepresents.com/
    
    
    Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at 
    www.expertsexchange.com/
    
    
    Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
    www.penisland.net/
]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-02-01T20:44:15-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Kyle & Milo</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=36</link>
<description><![CDATA[&#160; click for larger version
Kyle &#38; Milo taking a nap]]></description>
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<dc:subject>FamilyStuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-01-28T07:36:53-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Sticky-Note Care</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=35</link>
<description><![CDATA[
Why it doesn't pay to make bored co-workers Angry.
Thanks Momma D. for the pics!
Click HERE for the rest.

PS...I am innocent until PROVEN guilty.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-01-19T18:04:56-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Find Folks Online</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=34</link>
<description><![CDATA[ I must admit, I don't know how I got by without the internet back in the dark ages.  Marti and I use it to find all sorts of information on about anything.  The internet has made things like phonebooks, big heavy tech-manuals, and newspapers unused in my life. 

There are both positives and negatives to this information.  You can also find all sorts of information on people.  You may be surprised to find out just how much.  Marti and I have been victims of identity theft several times.   

]]></description>
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<dc:subject>FamilyStuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-01-01T13:39:24-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>New User Registration Fixed</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=33</link>
<description><![CDATA[Some of you have had trouble creating a new user account on thedelay.com.&#160; This problem has been corrected.&#160; Please feel free to create a user account if you wish.&#160; If not, that's ok too...just letting you know it's there.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>phpnuke</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-31T19:53:45-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Try Out openSUSE on a Live CD</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=32</link>
<description><![CDATA[Linux distribution openSUSE has released its first-ever live CDs for its latest version, 10.3. That means those curious to see what this Linux variant would run like on their PC's can do so without messing up anything, and those who enjoy openSUSE's notable features&#8212;like the Slab application menu and built-in MP3 support&#8212;can use it as a rescue disc, show it off to their friends, or install from the desktop. The live CD is a free download, comes in GNOME or KDE desktop configurations ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>FamilyStuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-05T14:16:42-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Batch Picture Resizer</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=31</link>
<description><![CDATA[Many folks seem to have trouble sending pictures around from the newer higher resolution digital pictures.&#160; 4MP camera's do take great pictures, but at over 4 megs a picture, e-mailing a pile of them makes for HUGE e-mails that aren't always appreciated.

Enter FastStone         Photo Resizer.&#160; It's free, works in Windows, Linux, and Mac OS and seems to be easy to use.&#160; 

Click on Read More for more info]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Pic Resizer</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-05T14:02:38-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>The Marti Times - October 20, 2007</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=30</link>
<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
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<dc:subject>FamilyStuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-10-22T12:48:35-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by mdelay</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>How Sick is Too Sick to Work?</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=29</link>
<description><![CDATA[For those of us in the work force, one of the seemingly hardest decisions to make is when to call in sick to work.&#160; Some employers are more understanding than others and I would have to say where I work currently is one of the more understanding companies I have ever worked for, even for new employees.

Unfortunately, not everyone is so lucky as some employers will literally FIRE you if you take 3 sickdays anywhere in the first year of employment.&#160; That type of policy is absolutely h]]></description>
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<dc:subject>FamilyStuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-10-12T20:23:18-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Customize WindowsXP with TweakUI</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=28</link>
<description><![CDATA[IMHO, one of the best utilities for customizing and tweaking Windows is the program TweakUI from Microsoft.&#160; It is free and I've never seen or heard of it FUBARing an operating system.

What does TweakUI do?&#160; If you aren't sure, please read on.&#160; I use it often with my Windows desktops for MANY customizations and tweaks that are both handy and save time.

Here's a short list:
Fix/repair broken links
Edit CD Autoplay and handlers
Tweak Taskbar Grouping
Set how many lines you]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Security</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-10-12T20:05:07-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>The ULTIMATE tailgate party</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=27</link>
<description><![CDATA[
The ULTIMATE tailgate Party
Provided by BELCH]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-09-17T13:49:26-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>A Very Sad Day</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=24</link>
<description><![CDATA[I am very sad to let you all know that one of our family
members and very good friend is no longer with us. 
Chewy, our lemon beagle, has lost his battle with cancer. 
&#160;(click pic for a larger version)]]></description>
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<dc:subject>FamilyStuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-09-06T18:36:20-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<title>A new home for thedelay.com</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=22</link>
<description><![CDATA[We
have moved www.thedelay.com and www.johnandmarti.com to a new online
service, at least while we are moving.  I am interested to
hear if you think your connection to our website is fast, slow, or
about the same as other websites you visit.  Please fill out
the survey, if you have a few moments.Our e-mail
will continue to work normally through this moveThanks
for visiting www.thedelay.com.

]]></description>
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<dc:subject>FamilyStuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-08-22T08:14:35-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<title>The big news about the big move</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=21</link>
<description><![CDATA[Yes
folks...you heard right! &#160;We are movingAn
opportunity has presented itself for Marti and I in the Philadelphia
area. &#160;I will be traveling out there shortly and Marti will
hopefully follow shortly, although there are still many details to work
out.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>FamilyStuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-08-21T23:54:44-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<title>New vaccine may help MS patients, study finds</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=20</link>
<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (Reuters) - An experimental vaccine against multiple sclerosis appears to be safe and may produce beneficial changes in patients' brains and immune systems, Canadian researchers reported on Monday.

Some patients appeared to have fewer immune cells attacking their nerves, a hallmark of MS, the researchers report in the Archives of Neurology. They also appeared to have fewer lesions in their brains.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>News</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-08-16T10:12:16-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Animals Love to be Tickled</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=19</link>
<description><![CDATA["Aristotle declared that humans are the only animal to laugh, but then, he never saw this video of Jaak Panksepp tickling rats."

And those rats … they looovee being tickled!
Link


Via: VideoSift]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-04-17T23:00:06-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Google Maps - Chicago to London</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=18</link>
<description><![CDATA[Google 
Maps takes us from Chicago to London. Step out step #20! Link  ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-04-02T18:26:14-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<item>
<title>Pop vs Soda...the Great Debate</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=17</link>
<description><![CDATA[ 
Click 
  for larger image
Alan McConchie did the Internet survey to map the regional distribution and 
  popularity of pop vs. soda: 
 Link - Thanks Marty 
  Deetz! ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>News</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-03-21T03:43:44-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<title>Home Becomes An ‘Island’ In Building Row</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=16</link>
<description><![CDATA[
This family&#8217;s home located in Chongqing, central China, was left standing 
  on its own island as the family refused to move out.
It all started when they refused to accept compensation to move and, while 
  the row rumbled on, the bulldozers excavated the site around them. Rumoured 
  to have government connections, the family is not expected to be forced out. 
  Link]]></description>
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<dc:subject>News</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-03-21T03:36:53-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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<title>Highest Swing in the World</title>
<link>http://www.thedelay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=15</link>
<description><![CDATA[
The world’s highest swing is located in the Oribi Gorge in South Africa, where 
  you can jump off a 33-story waterfall. Didn’t 
  You Hear has the videoclip: Link ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>News</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-03-21T03:24:46-06:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JohnBoy</dc:creator>
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